The Great Baba NooNoo, and how the world came into existence.
It was a calm summer's eve. The wind was still as the great deity was sitting upon his throne. He was admiring his palace. Perfect - Everything was perfect. The bright pink walls surrounding him glistened with the ornate designs of elephants and 1931 Bugatti Royale Kellner Coupes in plated gold. The large throne was made out of the finest elder mahogany, hand-carved by loyal subjects.
Despite all his glory, The Great Baba NooNoo felt something was amiss. Something just was not 'right'. As he scanned the room: Not a speck of dust, a fly upon the candied mongoose, or the dripping of mustard covered tomatoes was out of place. But the holy Great Baba NooNoo is much more intelligent than us and should not be questioned in such manners! He looked down upon his breast, his pink lingerie blouse was closed. A terrible dreadful feeling washed over his mind. Slowly, he began to unbutton his top, revealing his bellybutton. H